Guest Entries

1051. Having a Staring Contest with Cheescake

It’s so irresistible, and that’s why this staring contest is 100 times harder than a normal one. “Please don’t eat me,” the cheesecake thinks. “But you’re so creamy,” you say. See also Dessert.

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1052. Acorn!

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1053. Not Turning Around When You Enter the Elevator and Then Walking Out Backwards When It Opens

1054. Friendlily

An adverb form of “friendly,” meaning “in a friendly way.” For example, “He friendlily questioned my use of the word ‘friendlily.’” See also Friends.

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1055. Woodathith Lumbar McSticky

What I named my piece of driftwood. See also Wood.

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1056. Being Named Hazel but Having Brown Eyes

Why didn’t they just name me Brown?

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1057. Happy as a Skunk Eating Sh*t

Animals in the weasel family eat their prey from the bottom first so the organs don't spoil, and in case their prey is stolen, they’ve had the parts with the highest nutritional value. See also Profanity.

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Funny Diseases

1058. Your Ugly Attitude

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Funny Words

1059. Potvaliant

To be brave as a result of being drunk, aka “Dutch Courage.” See also Alcohol.

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Funny Insults

1060. I Hope Next Time You Go to Wash Your Hands Your Cuffs Get Wet

Added by a Guest on August 5, 2021| 6 Comments | 105 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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