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Funny Jobs

1061. Printer Ink Replacer

The pay must be good.

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Funny Questions

1062. How do I tell my parents I’m adopted?

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Funny Instruments

1063. A Butt Tuba

A tuba you can play with your butt. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Words

1064. Sozzled

To be very drunk, e.g. “Aunt Jean is sozzled!"

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Funny Sayings

1065. A bad limbo player walks into a bar…

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Funny Advice

1066. Remember Your Name, You’ll Need It

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Funny Foods

1067. Fried Ketchup

See also Condiments.

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Funny Insults

1068. Have Fun Dancing in Your Boring Party of Boredom Where Even the Most Boring Person in the World is Bored

See also Bored.

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Funny Phrases

1069. Yo Tengo Un Gato En Mis Pantalones

See also Cats, Pants, Spanish.

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Funny Insults

1070. Meinfrieter

Old Norse for Stinkfart. Use in school against people who don't read Rick Riordan. Also, don't let teachers who have read Rick Riordan hear you say it. You can even use it on your teacher if they're being a stinkfart. See also Flatulence.

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