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Funny Anti-Jokes

61. What Does Simpsons Bumblebee Man Say when He Sees He Has an Extra Eye?

Eye, eye, eye. See also Simpsons.

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Funny Euphemisms

62. Pump the Petrol

Chew

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Funny Foods

63. Chicken out

It's a chicken pizza

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Funny Insults

64. You Are the Cure for Insomnia

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Funny Observations

65. Instagram is a Lie,

The pages take 5 seconds to load. And I've calculated that all the pages weigh more than a gram. See also Internet, Lies.

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Funny Phrases

66. Organised Chaos

See also Oxymoron.

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Funny Questions

67. Can You Have Worst Friends and Best Enemies?

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Funny Sayings

68. They Say only chickens with ginger marks lay brown eggs,

That's untrue. They all do after meals!

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Funny Sayings

69. What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger

Standing on Lego and brain freeze don't kill you, but they don't make you stronger!

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