72. They Say only chickens with ginger marks lay brown eggs,
That's untrue. They all do after meals!
73. What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger
Standing on Lego and brain freeze don't kill you, but they don't make you stronger!
74. Dinner Spades
Spoons. See also Utensils.
75. Push Food
See also Vomit.
76. When I Asked My Virtual Assistant to Get You A(n) (insert Thing You Think They Don't Have Any Of) It Said It Can't Work Miracles.
77. 52 Things to Do While You Poo
See also Bathroom, Scatological.