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21. "That Boy's All Vine and No Taters." -- Ga. Gov. Zell Miller

Referring to one particularly shallow, useless politician.

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22. “I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”

―Woody Allen See also Death.

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23. "An Incinerator is a Writer's Best Friend." -- Thornton Wilder

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24. “The best way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.”

―Will Rogers See also Money.

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25. "If I Had to Live My Life Again, I'd Make the Same Mistakes, Only Sooner." -- Tallulah Bankhead

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26. "If You Can't Annoy Somebody, There's Little Point in Writing." -- Kingsley Amis

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27. "It is Better to Have Loafed and Lost than Never to Have Loafed at All." -- James Thurber

Amen to that.

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28. "You Can Fool All the People All of the Time if the Advertising is Right and the Budget is Big Enough." -- Joseph E. Levine

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29. "Republicans Never Pass Up an Opportunity to Pass Up an Opportunity." -- Fred Barnes

Some things never change.

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30. Blessed is He Who Has Nothing to Say and Who Cannot be Persuaded to Say It

I’ve wanted to post this at every meeting I’ve ever attended.

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