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Funny Things to Do

1521. Opening the Microwave Right Before It Beeps

Patience… See also Kitchen.

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Funny Things to Do

1522. Fart in an Elevator and Say It Wasnt You.

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Funny Things to Do

1523. Reading an Encyclopaedia Just for Fun.

Also known as not knowing that bored button doesn’t exist.

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Funny Words

1524. Bristle Whilstle

A very breathy whistle

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Funny Advice

1525. Don't Take the Salt when Your the Last Person at the Table and Someone Asks You

or at least see if you can tighten it first

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Funny Advice

1526. Keep the Cat in the Bag

cats love bags

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1527. Why Do Some People Avoid Eating Raisins?

Because they don’t want to eat them.

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Funny Diseases

1528. Lack Toes in Taller Aunts

A rare disease that makes one's taller aunts (6' or over) shed her toes.

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Funny Diseases

1529. Speakonlyinonewordvirus

You can only say 1 word so for example if you wanted to say this sentence, it would be; youcanonlysay1wordsoforexampleifyouwantedtosaythissentenceitwouldbe;

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Funny Euphemisms

1530. Radio Static

Also known as your leg falling asleep. :)

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