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Funny Euphemisms

1561. Pantless Thunder Goose

Also known as Ostrich. See also Birds.

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Funny Euphemisms

1562. Farting Bedpost

Otherwise known as a bassoon. See also Music.

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Funny Observations

1563. The Back of the Back...

is the front.

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Funny Observations

1564. We Laugh when Our Friends Fall but Panic when Our Phones Do

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Funny Quotes

1565. “Love is the horse. Magic is the donkey. Suffering is the mule.”

A classmate in my Humanities class during a discussion of Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Schools, Shakespeare.

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Funny Euphemisms

1566. Cow Raisins

Also known as beef jerky. See also Meat.

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Funny Quotes

1567. "Time wounds all heels."

Who else but Groucho Marx?

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Funny Questions

1568. Why Aren't Shorts Half the Price of Pants?

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Funny Insults

1569. Go Take a Dump with Your Jacket On

See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

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Funny People

1570. The Guy That Laughs when the Toilet Water Splashes His Butt

Also known as Donald Trump. See also Bathroom, Politics, Presidents.

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