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Funny Names

1561. Perlamonia Craps

My relative's actual name... No joke. Even Google doesn't recognize this name.

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Funny Euphemisms

1562. The Only Thing Canada's Sorry For

Also known as Justin Bieber. See also Celebrities, Music.

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Funny Insults

1563. Shut up, you smell.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1564. What Do You Call a Basket with No Bottom?

Useless.

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Funny Observations

1565. Babies Are Long Until They Start to Walk and Become Tall

See also Babies.

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Funny Sayings

1566. Love is Like a Fart—If You Have to Force It It's Probably Sh*t

See also Profanity, Scatological.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1567. What Do You Call a Sad Vegetarian?

Sad. Did you expect me to make a joke? No, he is sad. See also Vegetarian.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1568. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Funny Quotes

1569. “I asked god for a bike, but I know god doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”

―Emo Philips
See also Religion.

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Funny Observations

1570. When You Are Reading a Book, You're Really Just Staring at a Dead Tree and Hallucinating

Think about it.

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