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Funny Clothes

1581. Sweater Crop Tops

Yay. Now one-fourth of my body is warm.

Added by a Guest on August 21, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

1582. Squirt Gun Bullets

Also known as water. See also Weapons.

Added by a Guest on August 21, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

1583. umop ap!sdn

Turn your screen upside down. 🙃

Added by a Guest on August 20, 2020| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

1584. The World’s Largest Tire Producer is LEGO

Yup, LEGO. They produce about 306 freaking million tires per year. See also Legos.

Added by a Guest on August 19, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

1585. You Blockhead

Added by a Guest on August 18, 2020| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

1586. Vending Machines Are Twice as Dangerous as Sharks

I'm not kidding, look it up—they kill more people every year. See also Sharks.

Added by a Guest on August 17, 2020| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

1587. California, Missouri

Added by a Guest on August 15, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

1588. If the Person Who Invented the Walkie Talkie Invented Something Else, What Would They Call it?

Would a car be a Drovey Wovey?

Added by a Guest on August 15, 2020| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

1589. Legless Lizards

Seriously, not a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on August 13, 2020| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

1590. Cement Mixer

Widely regarded as one fo the worst shots ever. One part Baileys Irish Cream curdled by one part lime juice swished about the mouth. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on August 12, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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