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Funny Quotes

1601. "Humans Are Just Animals with Guns."

―My Dad See also Fathers, Guns.

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Funny Insults

1602. Hey loser, are you from Loser Town? Because you're a loser.

Caution: only use if you want opponent to be destroyed.

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Funny Sayings

1603. Roses are red, violets are blue—no they're not. They're violet.

See also Flowers, Lies.

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Funny T-Shirts

1604. World Best Farter. I Mean Father. Shop

Pfft. See also Fathers, Flatulence.

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Funny Advice

1605. Here's a Bit of Advice for You: Advi.

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Funny Advice

1606. My father once told me, "Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."

See also Fathers.

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Funny Advice

1607. There's a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks. Sharks will only attack you if you're wet.

See also Dangerous, Sharks.

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Funny Euphemisms

1608. Boneless Couch

Also known as a beanbag. See also Furniture.

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Funny Sayings

1609. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

See also Birds.

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Funny Sayings

1610. Money Don't Grow on Cheese

It's true, it doesn't! See also Cheese, Money.

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