Guest Entries
Funny Insults
1652. Hey loser, are you from Loser Town? Because you're a loser.
Caution: only use if you want opponent to be destroyed.
Funny Advice
1656. My father once told me, "Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."
See also Fathers.
Funny Advice
1657. There's a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks. Sharks will only attack you if you're wet.
Funny Sayings
1659. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
See also Birds.
