Guest Entries

Funny Phobias

1691. Procrastinationophobia

Fear of... nah, I'll tell you later. See also Made Up.

Added by a Guest on August 29, 2019| 19 Comments | 159 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

1692. Taking Photos is the Only Way to Shoot Someone and Cut Their Head Off

Some random meme I found on the net. Y'all know who coined this one? See also Cameras.

Added by a Guest on August 28, 2019| 9 Comments | 73 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

1693. Soggy Lampshade

Added by a Guest on August 27, 2019| 1 Comment | 60 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

1694. Antepenultimate

Third from last.

Added by a Guest on August 25, 2019| Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

1695. You Can't Move Your Top Jaw

So instead of biting down we are biting up. See also Teeth.

Added by a Guest on August 23, 2019| 2 Comments | 55 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

1696. The Bad Ass

Equal parts gin, vodka, whiskey, brandy, beer and red/white wine. Serve in a galvanized bucket, spray painted gold and silver, garnish with a whole rutabaga and a dirty tire tool for a stir stick. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on August 20, 2019| 5 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

1697. Fried Brain Sandwich

Yes, these exist.

Added by a Guest on August 20, 2019| 5 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

1698. Just Because You're Correct Doesn't Mean You're Right

Added by a Guest on August 16, 2019| 6 Comments | 57 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

1699. Raspberry Crazy Ant

For some reason they like to go inside computers and other electronics. See also Computers.

Added by a Guest on August 15, 2019| 1 Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

1700. Soupy Scoopy

Also known as a spoon. See also Utensils.

Added by a Guest on August 15, 2019| 1 Comment | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike