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Funny Euphemisms

1661. Fluffy Nom Nom Boi

Also known as a hamster. See also Rodents.

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Funny Questions

1662. If Poison Expires, is It Less Dangerous or More Dangerous?

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Funny TV Shows

1663. Clutch Cargo with His Pals Spinner & Paddlefoot

1959 TV cartoon faces with hypnotic, live action mouths. Thin plots, crap characters—what more could a kid want on a Saturday morning with a bowl of sugar disguised as breakfast? See also Cartoons.

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Funny Names

1664. Moxie CrimeFighter Jillete

Penn Jillette actually named his kid this... See also Celebrities.

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Funny Questions

1665. Why Do Elephants Paint Their Toenails Red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Exactly.

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Funny Foods

1666. C3PO's Cereal

Seriously? See also Star Wars.

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Funny Phobias

1667. Arachnaglutiousmaximusiphobia

Fear of spider butts. See also Made Up, Spiders.

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Funny Observations

1668. I Think Donald Trump Spends More Time Tweeting than Doing His Actual Job

See also Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Sayings

1669. Cremation is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body

See also Death.

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Funny Names

1670. Axel Schweiß

Somebody was once called this. Axel Schweiß is German for "armpit sweat." See also Body, German.

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