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Funny Advice

1661. Never Read the Words "COVID-19" to the Tune of the Song "Come on Eileen."

It never leaves you. See also 80's.

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Funny Euphemisms

1662. Finger Knee

Also know as a knuckle. See also Body.

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Funny Nicknames

1663. Dolores Hugankiss

That one older relative who always squeezes your cheeks. See also Family.

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Funny Insults

1664. Slithy, Galumphing Bandersnatch

All words invented by Alice in Wonderland author Lewis Carroll. See also Literature, Victorian.

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Funny Names

1665. Major Archibald Butt

Also known as Major Butt, his full name was Archibald Willingham DeGraffenreid Clarendon Butt. He was an American Army officer who perished on the Titanic. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Observations

1666. You Will be the Last Person to Die in Your Lifetime

? See also Death.

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Funny Observations

1667. The Nursery Rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty' Never Says Humpty is an Egg

See also Dairy, Eggs.

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Funny Insults

1668. Go Commit Lego Step

See also Legos.

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Funny Nicknames

1669. The Flying Tomato

Olympic snowboarder Shaun White's nickname. See also Olympics, Sports.

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Funny Advice

1670. If you're late, just say, "Sorry I'm late, I was at home sitting down."

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