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Funny Euphemisms

1701. Person Pocket

Also known as a bed. See also Furniture.

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Funny Nicknames

1702. Beernuts

What we call my dog when she nuzzles your beer over. See also Alcohol, Dogs.

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Funny Drinks

1703. Molotov Cocktail

Reasonably good, but the cloth is a bit hard to chew through.

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Funny Dances

1704. The Fork in the Garbage Disposal

Spin around waving your hands above your head and loudly sing, DING DING DING DA DING DING DING DA DING!

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Funny Foods

1705. Sour Patch Kids Cereal Shop

Discontinued, for obvious reasons. See also Breakfast, Candy.

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Funny Insults

1706. Go Drink a Can of Sharts

See also Flatulence, Scatological.

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Funny Advice

1707. If you don't know what time it is, ask the nearest person; they'll probably have it on their phone.

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Funny Things to Do

1708. Keep Jumping and Try to Stay off the Ground

Yay! I'm flying! Am I? See also Children.

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Funny Toys

1709. Cow Noise Maker Shop

Moooooo. See also Farming.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1710. Did You Know That a Dog Can Jump Higher than a House?

It's due to the dog's powerful hind legs and the fact that houses can't jump. See also Dogs.

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