Guest Entries
Funny Jobs
1721. Director of Toilet Paper
"Can we get another role to the test chamber?" See also Scatalogical, Toilet.
Funny Observations
1723. Worth and Price Mean the Same, Less and Less Mean the Same, but Worthless and Priceless Are Opposites
Funny Animals
1724. Trumpanzee
Something between an ape and a troglodite. Makes weird hoots and grunts. Has a mop of puffy orange hair and a weird passion for building walls. See also Politics, Presidents.
Funny Observations
1727. Taking Photos is the Only Way to Shoot Someone and Cut Their Head Off
Some random meme I found on the net. Y'all know who coined this one? See also Cameras.
Funny Insults
1728. Soggy Lampshade
Funny Observations
1730. You Can't Move Your Top Jaw
So instead of biting down we are biting up. See also Teeth.