Guest Entries
Funny Drinks
1741. The Drunk Teenager
A mix of every type of alcoholic drink you can find at home. A very small amount of each is used so to remain undetectable by parents. See also Alcohol, Parents, Teenagers.
Funny Quotes
1743. "A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."
This is apparently Al Pacino's favorite joke, as claimed by Johnny Depp on Letterman. See also Celebrities.
Funny Insults
1745. You Are a So Big Loser That, if There Had Been a Losing Contest You'd Have Been on the Second Place.
You are such a big loser that if there was contest for biggest loser, you'd come in second place.
Funny Sayings
1750. I Use Words I Don't Fully Understand to Make Myself Sound Way More Photosynthesis
See also Language.