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Funny Drinks

1741. The Drunk Teenager

A mix of every type of alcoholic drink you can find at home. A very small amount of each is used so to remain undetectable by parents. See also Alcohol, Parents, Teenagers.

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Funny Clothes

1742. Wind Breaker

Breaks the wind. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Quotes

1743. "A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."

This is apparently Al Pacino's favorite joke, as claimed by Johnny Depp on Letterman. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Observations

1744. Towels Get Wetter the More They Dry

Mind blown.

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Funny Insults

1745. You Are a So Big Loser That, if There Had Been a Losing Contest You'd Have Been on the Second Place.

You are such a big loser that if there was contest for biggest loser, you'd come in second place.

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Funny Phobias

1746. Christougenniatiko Dentrophobia

The fear of Christmas trees. See also Christmas, Trees.

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Funny Animals

1747. Pudú Deer

An odd and chubby mix of a deer and a fox.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1748. What Do You Call a Joke That Isn't Funny?

A sentence.

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Funny Euphemisms

1749. Armkle

Also known as a wrist. See also Body.

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