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Funny Quotes

1771. "Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions."

A graduation quote from my yearbook.

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Funny Euphemisms

1772. Sea Catsnake

Otherwise known as an otter.

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Funny Observations

1773. Your Lips Touch When You Say "Separated", but Not When You Say "Together"

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Funny Euphemisms

1774. Ocean Sauce

Also known as water. See also Water.

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Funny Observations

1775. There is no "I" in Team

But there is "fun" in funeral.

Added by a Guest on July 14, 2019| 11 Comments | 102 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

1776. The Chore

Vodka and dishwater mixed into a refreshing beverage. (Don't try this at home.) See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on July 11, 2019| 3 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

1777. Did You Hear the Joke About the Broom?

It's sweeping the country. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Nicknames

1778. Opera O’mally

I sing a lot...

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Funny Questions

1779. What's the Dumbest Animal in the Jungle?

A polar bear.

Added by a Guest on July 6, 2019| 4 Comments | 39 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

1780. What's Blue and White and Sits in a Tree?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket.

Added by a Guest on July 4, 2019| 5 Comments | 105 people like this You Like This | Unlike