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Funny Euphemisms

1821. Adult Corn

Also known as the opposite of baby corn, or just corn.

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1822. Don't Take The Phone, Take The Charger

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1823. Be Like a Duck

Paddling and working your ass off underwater, but showing a calm face on the surface. See also Birds.

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Funny Euphemisms

1824. Splashy Boi

Better known as a wave.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1825. A Pun, a Play on Words, and a Limerick Walk into a Bar.

No joke.

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Funny Euphemisms

1826. Beach Chickens

The better name for seagulls. See also Birds.

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Funny Questions

1827. Did You Hear About the Mathematician Who is Scared of Negative Numbers?

He will stop at nothing to avoid them. See also Math.

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1828. If You Don’t Have Enough Time in the Morning to Brush Your Teeth, Just Add Toothpaste to Your Food

It may taste bad, but hey, it works.

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Funny Observations

1829. There Are More Nipples in the World than There Are People

See also Body.

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Funny Euphemisms

1830. Sky Pillow

Also known as a cloud.

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