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Funny Quotes

1841. "If I was a sloth, I would invent a sloth-sized car pretty quickly."

Deep. See also Sloths.

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Funny Observations

1842. As kids, we're told never to accept candy from strangers. And yet, in some countries, what do we do? Have an entire holiday dedicated to accepting candy from strangers.

See also Halloween.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1843. What Do You Call a Three Humped Camel?

Pregnant.

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Funny Insults

1844. You Are a Giddy Goat

See also Goats.

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Funny Observations

1845. Adam and Eve Were the First People to Not Agree with the Apple Terms and Conditions

See also Bible, Computers.

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Funny Words

1846. Agastopia

Admiration of a particular part of someone's body. See also Body.

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Funny Products

1847. Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats Shop

The box claims “Cats Love It!” Somehow, we have our doubts. See also Cats, Pets.

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Funny Questions

1848. Why Do Your Feet Smell and Your Nose Run?

See also Body.

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Funny Quotes

1849. "Tu manges un grande sandwich."

―My Brother
French for "You are eating a big sandwich."
See also French, Sandwiches.

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Funny Observations

1850. If you're searching for a new laptop online, you're basically forcing your computer to dig its own grave.

See also Computers, Internet, Sad.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2020| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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