Guest Entries

1881. Worth and Price Mean the Same, Less and Less Mean the Same, but Worthless and Priceless Are Opposites

Added by a Guest on September 2, 2019| 3 Comments | 84 people like this You Like This | Unlike

1882. Trumpanzee

Something between an ape and a troglodite. Makes weird hoots and grunts. Has a mop of puffy orange hair and a weird passion for building walls. See also Politics, Presidents.

Added by a Guest on August 31, 2019| 13 Comments | 51 people like this You Like This | Unlike

1883. Small Computer Book Club

One sentence, many meanings. See also Computers.

Added by a Guest on August 31, 2019| Comment | 23 people like this You Like This | Unlike

1884. Procrastinationophobia

Fear of... nah, I'll tell you later. See also Made Up.

Added by a Guest on August 29, 2019| 20 Comments | 166 people like this You Like This | Unlike

1885. Taking Photos is the Only Way to Shoot Someone and Cut Their Head Off

Some random meme I found on the net. Y'all know who coined this one? See also Cameras.

Added by a Guest on August 28, 2019| 9 Comments | 75 people like this You Like This | Unlike

1886. Soggy Lampshade

Added by a Guest on August 27, 2019| 1 Comment | 60 people like this You Like This | Unlike

1887. Antepenultimate

Third from last.

Added by a Guest on August 25, 2019| Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

1888. You Can't Move Your Top Jaw

So instead of biting down we are biting up. See also Teeth.

Added by a Guest on August 23, 2019| 2 Comments | 55 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Equal parts gin, vodka, whiskey, brandy, beer and red/white wine. Serve in a galvanized bucket, spray painted gold and silver, garnish with a whole rutabaga and a dirty tire tool for a stir stick. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on August 20, 2019| 6 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

1890. Fried Brain Sandwich

Yes, these exist.

Added by a Guest on August 20, 2019| 5 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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