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Funny Clothes

1881. The Flimsy Crepe Paper Crowns Found in Christmas Crackers

You either wear them all Christmas Day then throw it out, or you immediately throw it out, or you insist on keeping it forever and ever to remember the wonderful holiday you had and then forget about it's existence until the next Christmas when you wonder where your previous one went. See also Christmas.

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Funny Foods

1882. Mud Pie

Offered to adults by small children, and never actually eaten by them. Sometimes consumed by the chef. Usually prerequesitory to a bath or shower or backyard hose. See also Children.

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Funny Names

1883. DBB

Letters of the phonetic "Dee-Bee-Bee," short for "The Baby" when crooned to an adorable infant. See also Cute.

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Funny People

1884. The Babies in Memes Who Grow Up and Have Their Parents Constantly Point Out That They Were a Meme

And the young adults in memes who grow older and have their friends point out they were a meme all the time.

And the middle aged people in memes who grow older and have their children point out they were a meme all the time.

And the old people in memes who will never fully comprehend why they were in a meme to begin with, despite everyone telling them.

And the animals who'll never know they were in a meme, or photographically documented in any way. See also Internet.

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Funny Tattoos

1885. Motherless Rebel

This is morbid and horrible, but works for those whose mothers said they could get a tattoo over their dead body. See also Parents.

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Funny Toys

1886. Buttheads Shop

Another attempt at trying to market a doll to nine-year-old boys who more interested in Nerf guns and video games.

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Funny Euphemisms

1887. Prison Donkey

Also known as a Zebra.

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Funny Foods

1888. Grilled Crayon Sandwich

A legendary dish that Ralph Wiggum invented.
Now with extra thumbtacks! See also Simpsons.

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Funny Euphemisms

1889. Big Milk Dog

Otherwise known as a cow. See also Dairy.

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Funny Euphemisms

1890. The Large Furry Stain on The Couch

Also known as my cat. See also Cats.

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