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Funny Anti-Jokes

1911. What Do You Call a Baby with a Tiger?

Bad parenting.

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Funny Things to Do

1912. Jump out of a Window, Land on a Car, and Drive to Las Vegas

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Funny Things to Do

1913. Farting into Your Hand, and then Holding It Up to Your Nose to See if It Was a Bad One

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1914. What Did the Worm Say to the Snail?

Nothing, neither worms nor snails can talk.

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Funny Observations

1915. What Do a Butterfly Have to Do with Butter?

Wouldn't "Flutterby" be more appropriate? See also Insects.

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Funny Euphemisms

1916. Flying Syringe

Also known as a wasp. See also Insects.

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Funny Phobias

1917. Myxophobia

The fear of slime.

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Funny Euphemisms

1918. Bar Code Horse

Also known as a zebra.

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Funny Advice

1919. If You Don't Know Where Your Children Are in the House, Turn off the Internet and Watch Them Magically Appear

See also Children, Internet, Parenting.

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Funny Nicknames

1920. Short Celery Stick

What I used to call a pal of mine.

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