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Funny Sayings

1921. An Apple a Day, You Die Anyway

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Funny Diseases

1922. Cotard's Delusion

A rare medical condition in which someone believes they're dead. See also Death.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1923. What Do You Call Someone Who Can Find the Square Root of 326,769?

Good at math. See also Math.

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Funny Questions

1925. You Shut the Oven Off, Right?

Every person ever going on a long trip.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1926. What's the Difference Between a Blonde and a Bowling Ball?

A blonde is a human with a specific hair colour, while a bowling ball is a ball typically used in the sport of ten pin bowling.

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Funny Books

1927. Signed Copies of the Bible

What? Does god sign it? See also Religion.

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Funny Nicknames

1928. Febreezus Christ

For someone who uses too much Febreeze.

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Funny Animals

1929. Thisanimalia Doesnotexsistius

The scientific name for a unicorn. See also Made Up.

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