Guest Entries
Funny Anti-Jokes
1921. What Do Vampires and Zombies Have in Common?
Neither one of them is real. See also Monsters.
Funny Insults
1926. You Bean, You Dwarf, You Acron
From A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Advice
1928. If You Ever Want to Know the Time but Don't Have a Watch, Use Your Phone as a Sun Dial
Always works.
Funny Questions
1929. Why Don't Snakes Like High Fives?
Because it reminds them that they don't have any arms. See also Reptiles, Snakes.
Funny Questions
1930. What's a Cow's Favorite Animal?
A moooose! Just kidding. It's a cow. See also Cows.
