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Funny Instruments

1941. An Ugly Stick

Also known as a broomstick, tin, and a boot. Found mostly on Newfoundland. See also Canadian.

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Funny Questions

1942. What Do You Call a Man with No Money and Ten Pairs of Pants?

Married. See also Marriage.

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Funny Euphemisms

1943. Head Bed

Also known as pillow.

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Funny Names

1944. Clive Staples Lewis

No wonder he called himself C.S Lewis. See also Literature.

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Funny Observations

1945. If You Rip a Hole in a Net, There Are Actually Fewer Holes in It than There Were Before

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Funny Observations

1946. Things Are Not on Fire, Fire is on Things

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Funny Observations

1947. You Don't Really Wash Your Hands; They Actually Wash Each Other While You Stand There and Watch

See also Body.

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Funny Observations

1948. Cheese has holes. More cheese equals more holes. More holes equal less cheese. Therefore more cheese equals less cheese.

See also Cheese, Dairy.

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Funny Quotes

1949. "Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face."

See also Friends.

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Funny Quotes

1950. "High school is easy. It's like riding a bike and the bike is on fire and the ground is on fire and everything's on fire because you're in Hell."

- Some senior that went to my high school
See also Schools.

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