Guest Entries

Funny Tattoos

1891. Its Not Ezzy Being Weezy

Inscription on a tattoo of an inhaler.

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Funny Questions

1892. You Know What's Really Odd?

Numbers that can't be divided by 2. See also Dad Jokes.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2019| 6 Comments | 93 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

1893. Oy with the Poodles Already!

Gilmore Girls, anyone?

Added by a Guest on March 13, 2019| 2 Comments | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

1894. Going beyond Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

Also known as passing gas. See also Flatulence, Science.

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Funny Observations

1895. You never really wash your hands. You just stand there watching your hands wash each other.

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Funny Words

1896. Smoot

5.58333 feet, i.e. the length of a guy named Smoot. More importantly, playable in Scrabble.

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Funny Euphemisms

1897. The Forbidden Vegetable

Grass. Don't eat grass.

Added by a Guest on March 9, 2019| 6 Comments | 44 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

1898. Are You Alright?

No I'm half left. See also Dad Jokes.

Added by a Guest on March 9, 2019| 2 Comments | 79 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Products

1899. Talking Toilet Paper Spindle Shop

Turns an ordinary trip to the bathroom into a laugh-filled surprise. See also Pranks.

Added by a Guest on March 7, 2019| 4 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

1900. Pickles in a Bag

As sold in highway convenience stores.

Added by a Guest on March 4, 2019| 12 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike