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Funny Words

1891. Smaragdine

Adjective meaning emerald green in color. See also Colors.

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Funny Questions

1892. When is a Door Not a Door?

When it's ajar.

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Funny Euphemisms

1893. Purple Tree Potato

Also known as a plum. See also Fruits.

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Funny Names

1894. Pilot Inspektor

Name of the child of Jason Lee. Jason Lee is a comic actor who starred in the television series ‘My Name Is Earl’.

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Funny Euphemisms

1895. Useless Dog

Also known as a cat. See also Cats, Dogs.

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Funny Questions

1896. How Do You Feel?

With my hands. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1897. What Do You Call a Ordinary Person?

Nothing, they will be forgotten in 30 years.

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Funny Nicknames

1898. Angry Carrot

Also known as Mr. President. See also Presidents.

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Funny Advice

1899. Drinking Can Cause Memory Loss, or Even Worse, Memory Loss

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Questions

1900. What is a foot long, is made mostly of leather, and sounds like a sneeze?

A Shoe. See also Shoes.

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