Guest Entries

1861. You never really wash your hands. You just stand there watching your hands wash each other.

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1862. Smoot

5.58333 feet, i.e. the length of a guy named Smoot. More importantly, playable in Scrabble.

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1863. The Forbidden Vegetable

Grass. Don't eat grass.

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1864. Are You Alright?

No I'm half left. See also Dad Jokes.

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1865. Talking Toilet Paper Spindle Shop

Turns an ordinary trip to the bathroom into a laugh-filled surprise. See also Pranks.

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1866. Pickles in a Bag

As sold in highway convenience stores.

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Take "Wreck It Ralph," "The Emoji Movie," and a splash of "The Lego Movie" for an uproarious 90-minute extended commercial extravaganza! Oh, and, if the production studio has time, maybe a plot. See also Made Up.

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Funny Places

1868. This Way and That Way

Real streets in Texas.

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Funny Tattoos

1869. Clear My Browser History

A good thing to have tattooed someplace nobody would look unless they're dead, such as the inner thigh or behind the ear. See also Internet.

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Funny Quotes

1870. "Here's all you have to know about men and women; woman are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason woman are crazy is that men are stupid."

- George Carlin See also Men, Women.

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