Guest Entries

1811. How Do You Feel?

With my hands. See also Dad Jokes.

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1812. What Do You Call a Ordinary Person?

Nothing, they will be forgotten in 30 years.

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1813. Angry Carrot

Also known as Mr. President. See also Presidents.

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1814. Drinking Can Cause Memory Loss, or Even Worse, Memory Loss

1815. What is a foot long, is made mostly of leather, and sounds like a sneeze?

A Shoe. See also Shoes.

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1816. Underwear Hat

Usually worn by little kids who don't want to go to bed.
Especially stylish with pony tails or pig tails sticking out of the leg holes.

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1817. The Flimsy Crepe Paper Crowns Found in Christmas Crackers

You either wear them all Christmas Day then throw it out, or you immediately throw it out, or you insist on keeping it forever and ever to remember the wonderful holiday you had and then forget about it's existence until the next Christmas when you wonder where your previous one went. See also Christmas.

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Funny Foods

1818. Mud Pie

Offered to adults by small children, and never actually eaten by them. Sometimes consumed by the chef. Usually prerequesitory to a bath or shower or backyard hose. See also Children.

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Funny Names

1819. DBB

Letters of the phonetic "Dee-Bee-Bee," short for "The Baby" when crooned to an adorable infant. See also Cute.

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Funny People

1820. The Babies in Memes Who Grow Up and Have Their Parents Constantly Point Out That They Were a Meme

And the young adults in memes who grow older and have their friends point out they were a meme all the time.

And the middle aged people in memes who grow older and have their children point out they were a meme all the time.

And the old people in memes who will never fully comprehend why they were in a meme to begin with, despite everyone telling them.

And the animals who'll never know they were in a meme, or photographically documented in any way. See also Internet.

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