Guest Entries

Funny Anti-Jokes

1791. What Does a Tree and a Dog Have in Common?

Bark. See also Dogs, Trees.

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Funny Words

1792. Sesquipedalianist

Somebody with a tendency to use long words... ironic, huh?

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Funny Questions

1793. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Carrot?

A parrot. See also Birds, Vegetables.

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Funny Phobias

1794. Bufonophobia

The fear of toads or frogs.

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Funny Things to Do

1795. Peeking into Your Bag on an Elevator and Asking "You Got Enough Air in There?"

See also Pranks.

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Funny Observations

1796. Second Place Means That You're the Best Loser

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Funny Diseases

1797. Fish Odor Syndrome

A metabolism disorder in which toxins get into ones sweat and urine, and makes one smell like fish. See also Fish.

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Funny Drinks

1798. The Drunk Teenager

A mix of every type of alcoholic drink you can find at home. A very small amount of each is used so to remain undetectable by parents. See also Alcohol, Parents, Teenagers.

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Funny Clothes

1799. Wind Breaker

Breaks the wind. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Quotes

1800. "A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."

This is apparently Al Pacino's favorite joke, as claimed by Johnny Depp on Letterman. See also Celebrities.

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