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Funny Euphemisms

1761. Mini-summer

Also known as the weekend.

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Funny Animals

1762. Neopalpa Donaldtrumpi

A moth named after its resemblance to Donald Trump's hair. See also Insects, Presidents.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1763. The Past, Present, and Future Walk into a Bar

It was tense. See also Grammar.

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Funny Drinks

1764. Kool Aid Man's Blood

Also known as Kool Aid. Sick Bastards.

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Funny Questions

1765. Which Planet is the Sun?

Asked my dumb friend. See also Planets.

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Funny Advice

1766. Don't Eat Your Turtles Before They Hatch

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Funny Euphemisms

1767. Loaf of Milk

Also known as butter. See also Dairy.

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Funny Euphemisms

1768. Listening Things

Also known as ears. See also Body.

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Funny Advice

1769. Kids, don't try this at home. (Try it at your friend's house.)

See also Parents.

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Funny Words

1770. Korkenzieher

In German, the device to remove a wine cork. See also German.

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