Guest Entries

Funny Dances

1761. The Fork in the Garbage Disposal

Spin around waving your hands above your head and loudly sing, DING DING DING DA DING DING DING DA DING!

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Funny Foods

1762. Sour Patch Kids Cereal Shop

Discontinued, for obvious reasons. See also Breakfast, Candy.

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Funny Insults

1763. Go Drink a Can of Sharts

See also Flatulence, Scatological.

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Funny Advice

1764. If you don't know what time it is, ask the nearest person; they'll probably have it on their phone.

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Funny Things to Do

1765. Keep Jumping and Try to Stay off the Ground

Yay! I'm flying! Am I? See also Children.

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Funny Toys

1766. Cow Noise Maker Shop

Moooooo. See also Farming.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1767. Did You Know That a Dog Can Jump Higher than a House?

It's due to the dog's powerful hind legs and the fact that houses can't jump. See also Dogs.

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Funny Insults

1768. Go Sit on a Traffic Cone

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Funny Questions

1769. What is Plaid and Has a Snout?

A detective dog! See also Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

1770. Mouth Tentacle

Also known as a tongue.

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