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Funny Anti-Jokes

1801. Did You Know That a Dog Can Jump Higher than a House?

It's due to the dog's powerful hind legs and the fact that houses can't jump. See also Dogs.

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Funny Insults

1802. Go Sit on a Traffic Cone

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Funny Questions

1803. What is Plaid and Has a Snout?

A detective dog! See also Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

1804. Mouth Tentacle

Also known as a tongue.

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Funny Quotes

1805. "Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions."

A graduation quote from my yearbook.

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Funny Euphemisms

1806. Sea Catsnake

Otherwise known as an otter.

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Funny Observations

1807. Your Lips Touch When You Say "Separated", but Not When You Say "Together"

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Funny Euphemisms

1808. Ocean Sauce

Also known as water. See also Water.

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Funny Observations

1809. There is no "I" in Team

But there is "fun" in funeral.

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Funny Drinks

1810. The Chore

Vodka and dishwater mixed into a refreshing beverage. (Don't try this at home.) See also Alcohol.

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