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Funny Anti-Jokes

1681. What Did Darth Vader Say to Anakin?

Nothing. Darth Vader doesn't speak to himself. See also Star Wars.

Added by a Guest on November 14, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

1682. What Do Vampires and Zombies Have in Common?

Neither one of them is real. See also Monsters.

Added by a Guest on November 13, 2019| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

1683. Bilk

Apparently beer mixed with milk. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on November 12, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

1684. Marijuana Pepsi Vandyck

Yes, this is someone's actual name.

Added by a Guest on November 12, 2019| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

1685. If You Rearrange the Letters of "A Postman"...

They become very angry.

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Funny Products

1686. Cat Butt Tissue Holder Shop

Easy to clean and designed to last.

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Funny Insults

1687. You Bean, You Dwarf, You Acron

From A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

Added by a Guest on November 11, 2019| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

1688. What Do You Call Darth Vader with a Cape?

Darth Vader. See also Star Wars.

Added by a Guest on November 10, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

1689. If You Ever Want to Know the Time but Don't Have a Watch, Use Your Phone as a Sun Dial

Always works.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2019| 17 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

1690. Why Don't Snakes Like High Fives?

Because it reminds them that they don't have any arms. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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