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Funny Things to Do

1671. Humming Along with the Vacuum Cleaner

See also Cleaning.

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Funny Euphemisms

1672. Australian Mud Jam

Also known as Marmite.

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Funny Insults

1673. Ti tha káneis gia éna prósopo ótan o bampouínos thélei píso ton pisinó tou?

Greek for “What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?” See also Greek.

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Funny Observations

1674. Arms on Your Chair Are Just Chairs for Your Arms

See also Furniture.

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Funny Quotes

1675. "If I was a sloth, I would invent a sloth-sized car pretty quickly."

Deep. See also Sloths.

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Funny Observations

1676. As kids, we're told never to accept candy from strangers. And yet, in some countries, what do we do? Have an entire holiday dedicated to accepting candy from strangers.

See also Halloween.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1677. What Do You Call a Three Humped Camel?

Pregnant.

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Funny Insults

1678. You Are a Giddy Goat

See also Goats.

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Funny Observations

1679. Adam and Eve Were the First People to Not Agree with the Apple Terms and Conditions

See also Bible, Computers.

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Funny Words

1680. Agastopia

Admiration of a particular part of someone's body. See also Body.

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