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Funny Questions

1631. Why Aren't Shorts Half the Price of Pants?

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Funny Insults

1632. Go Take a Dump with Your Jacket On

See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

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Funny People

1633. The Guy That Laughs when the Toilet Water Splashes His Butt

Also known as Donald Trump. See also Bathroom, Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Sayings

1634. I Hope Whoever Made Auto-correct Burns in Hello

See also Computers, Internet.

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Funny Insults

1635. You're as Useless as the 'ea' in 'Tea'

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1636. What Do You Call a Bakery That Pregnant Women Go To?

A bakery.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1637. What Do You Call Milk That is Infested with Bacteria?

Yogurt. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on January 28, 2020| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

1638. If Everyone Had a Rhyming Name Like "Bill Nye the Science Guy," What Would Yours Be?

Another example, "Jeffery Dahmer the People Nommer"

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Funny Nicknames

1639. Sparkleshits

See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on January 23, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

1640. Pteridophobia

Fear of ferns. See also Plants.

Added by a Guest on January 22, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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