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Funny Phrases

1591. Counter Canter

When a horse runs the wrong way. Seriously. Look it up. See also Horses.

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Funny Quotes

1592. "In painting, you have unlimited power. You have the ability to move mountains. You can bend rivers. But when i get home the only thing i have power over is the garbage."

―Bob Ross See also Art, Celebrities.

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Funny Things to Do

1593. Reading Aloud Bed Names at Ikea

And accidentally summoning a 4-headed Norse demon.

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Funny Foods

1594. Pule Cheese

Cheese made from donkey milk. Costs about $1,500 for 2 pounds.

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Funny Things to Do

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Funny Jobs

1596. Halloween Costume Model

Zooming in on their faces can be quite funny. See also Halloween.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1597. What Do You Call a Pregnant Woman When Her Child is Born?

A mother. See also Parents.

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Funny Things to Do

1598. Humming Along with the Vacuum Cleaner

See also Cleaning.

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Funny Euphemisms

1599. Australian Mud Jam

Also known as Marmite.

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Funny Insults

1600. Ti tha káneis gia éna prósopo ótan o bampouínos thélei píso ton pisinó tou?

Greek for “What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?” See also Greek.

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