Guest Entries

Funny Phobias

1611. Monologophobia: The Fear of Repetition

Monologophobia: The Fear of Repetition

Added by a Guest on May 6, 2020| 8 Comments | 87 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

1612. Just Buy Her a Present

Thanks, Emily! I didn't know what to buy my friend, and you're advice has really helped. Thanks a bunch!

Added by a Guest on May 5, 2020| 3 Comments | 102 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

1613. Psychologist Dog

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Funny Advice

1614. Always remember, you can teach a man to fish, but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in each hand.

Added by a Guest on May 4, 2020| 20 Comments | 101 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

1615. Water Isn't Wet

Technically, being wet means being covered or saturated with water or another liquid, so water isn't wet, it is the wetness. See also Science.

Added by a Guest on May 4, 2020| 21 Comments | 73 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

1616. What Does Many Mean?

Thanks for telling me the meaning of many—it means a lot.

Added by a Guest on May 4, 2020| 2 Comments | 84 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

1617. "She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her."

Shakespeare for the win! See also Shakespeare.

Added by a Guest on May 3, 2020| Comment | 45 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

1618. "I'm not a pee wizard. I can't predict pee."

Me, when my girlfriend complained that she needed to go to the bathroom right after I called her. See also Bathroom, Magic.

Added by a Guest on May 3, 2020| 2 Comments | 53 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

1619. You Played Me Like a Fiddle

No, fiddles are actually hard to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

Added by a Guest on May 2, 2020| 2 Comments | 109 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

1620. Cursed Ravioli

Also known as Smuckers Uncrustables.

Added by a Guest on May 1, 2020| 6 Comments | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike