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Vending Machines Are Twice as Dangerous as Sharks

I'm not kidding, look it up—they kill more people every year. See also Sharks.

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You just gave me a new fear.

ShePotato on August 19, 2020

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I fear nothing!

FireLord Sozin on August 19, 2020

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wait what

Baked Potato2832u0 on August 19, 2020

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wait- what?

I'M POTATO on September 9, 2020

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How exactly, may I ask?

Potatoz on October 16, 2020

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Cows kill more people than sharks in a year.

nova on October 27, 2020

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This is because people encounter vending machines a hell of a lot more than people encounter sharks, so obviously there are tons more chances for people to die of a vending machine. This is a misleading statistic.

pp on November 24, 2020

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