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Vending Machines Are Twice as Dangerous as Sharks
I'm not kidding, look it up—they kill more people every year. See also Sharks.
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You just gave me a new fear.
ShePotato on August 19, 2020
I fear nothing!
FireLord Sozin on August 19, 2020
wait what
Baked Potato2832u0 on August 19, 2020
wait- what?
I'M POTATO on September 9, 2020
How exactly, may I ask?
Potatoz on October 16, 2020
Cows kill more people than sharks in a year.
nova on October 27, 2020
This is because people encounter vending machines a hell of a lot more than people encounter sharks, so obviously there are tons more chances for people to die of a vending machine. This is a misleading statistic.
pp on November 24, 2020
Whatever you do, don't make a vending machine mad!
I ate myself on January 4, 2021
This is because people encounter vending machines a hell of a lot more than people encounter sharks, so obviously there are tons more chances for people to die of a vending machine. This is a misleading statistic. -he dose have a point though...
Reese woods on January 11, 2021
wait what
lol on August 11, 2021
Nobody sayin' much about bambie's mom, 130 a year, 13x as many as sharks
Not Your concern on May 29, 2022
Yes, based on data primarily from the United States, vending machines cause more fatalities per year than unprovoked shark attacks. While sharks cause an average of roughly 5 to 10+ fatalities worldwide annually, vending machines in the US alone have caused an average of about 2 to 4 deaths per year, usually when tipped over.
I pooped on February 14, 2026