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Funny Jobs

1541. Halloween Costume Model

Zooming in on their faces can be quite funny. See also Halloween.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1542. What Do You Call a Pregnant Woman When Her Child is Born?

A mother. See also Parents.

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Funny Things to Do

1543. Humming Along with the Vacuum Cleaner

See also Cleaning.

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Funny Euphemisms

1544. Australian Mud Jam

Also known as Marmite.

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Funny Insults

1545. Ti tha káneis gia éna prósopo ótan o bampouínos thélei píso ton pisinó tou?

Greek for “What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?” See also Greek.

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Funny Observations

1546. Arms on Your Chair Are Just Chairs for Your Arms

See also Furniture.

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Funny Quotes

1547. "If I was a sloth, I would invent a sloth-sized car pretty quickly."

Deep. See also Sloths.

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Funny Observations

1548. As kids, we're told never to accept candy from strangers. And yet, in some countries, what do we do? Have an entire holiday dedicated to accepting candy from strangers.

See also Halloween.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1549. What Do You Call a Three Humped Camel?

Pregnant.

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Funny Insults

1550. You Are a Giddy Goat

See also Goats.

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