Guest Entries
Funny Quotes
3823. BEEEP...BEEP.BEEP "SHUT UP MICROWAVE MY FAMILY IS ASLEEP-" BEEP...BEEP...BEEP
My microwave at 2:51am <3
Funny Quotes
3824. I’m on a Seafood Diet. I See Food, and I Eat It… Immediately Regretting My Life Choices.
— Chris. P Bacon
Funny Things
3825. First Time Meeting My Boss and He Said I Look Like I Don't Drink Milk, I Blame You Dad.
Funny Things
3826. First Time Meeting My Boss and He Said I Look Like I Don't Drink Milk, My Dad Didn't Like That.
Funny Foods
3829. Please Help
Im out of butter
leave a stick on the corner of Main and fifth
between 2am and 8pm today (Sunday)
I just need butterrr
(random people singing butter)
(continues singing "i just need butter")
Butter is important to me :)
