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Funny Nicknames

3821. Turtle

someone who is slow

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Funny Questions

3822. Do You Have a Nickle?

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Funny Quotes

3823. BEEEP...BEEP.BEEP "SHUT UP MICROWAVE MY FAMILY IS ASLEEP-" BEEP...BEEP...BEEP

My microwave at 2:51am <3

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Funny Quotes

3824. I’m on a Seafood Diet. I See Food, and I Eat It… Immediately Regretting My Life Choices.

— Chris. P Bacon

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Funny Things to Do

3827. Say Thank You to Any Statement

As long as it's not a compliment.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3828. My Wife is Such a Bad Cook...

that people pray before and after the meal.

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Funny Foods

3829. Please Help

Im out of butter
leave a stick on the corner of Main and fifth
between 2am and 8pm today (Sunday)
I just need butterrr
(random people singing butter)
(continues singing "i just need butter")
Butter is important to me :)

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Funny Instruments

3830. Stalacpipe Organ

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