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2. Heteroflexible

"I'm straight, but shit happens."

Added by nberry09 on November 13, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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3. Orbit an Obese Man

There's no better way to call someone fat than by insinuating that he has a gravitational pull. See also Obesity.

Added by nberry09 on November 12, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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4. Confuse People on the Elevator

e.g. offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. See also Pranks.

Added by nberry09 on November 12, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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5. Shenanigans in the Restroom

Grunt and strain really loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. See also Bathroom, Pranks.

Added by nberry09 on November 12, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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6. Pickle Racing

Throw two pickles at a window and have a race to see which on gets to the bottom first. Funniest at McDonalds.

Added by nberry09 on November 12, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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