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Funny Advice

1. Use All Pencils, Don't be Eracist.

I know, I'm pretty sharp. See also Puns.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2. Why Did the Plane Crash? The Pilot Was a Loaf of Bread.

I'm so sorry.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3. Why Did the Neurosurgeon Catch the Train?

He didn't want to walk to work. See also Doctors.

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Funny Books

4. How I Became Popular on Myspace (2017 Addition)

I don't think so.

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Funny Dances

5. The Corpse:

Lay down and try your best not to breathe.

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Funny Euphemisms

6. Hot Spots

Another way to say stars.

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Funny Jobs

7. A Firefighter Positioned in the Arctic

"There's a fire!"
"Yeah, right."

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Funny Jobs

8. Typing Speed Police

"I'm sorry sir, you're typing faster than 100 words per minute."

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Funny Phrases

9. Why Are Porcupines So Good at Volleyball? They Have Nice Spikes.

I'll just leave now. See also Puns.

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Funny Phrases

10. Tangled - The Story of My Headphones.

Why me?

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