Ronnoc's Entries

Funny Insults

1. I Fart in Your General Direction! That Probably Makes You Smell Better than You Were Originally Though.

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Advice

2. When You Die, Get More People to Visit Your Tombstone by Putting Free WiFi in Your Coffin.

Also, get an outlet in there. And electricity.

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Funny Advice

3. Never Ask Siri Why Fire Trucks Are Red. Unless You Want To. Then You Can.

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Funny Advice

4. I Know You've Been on This Website Forever. Move. Now. Get Your Butt off of That Chair and Move. I Mean It. 😡

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Funny Anti-Jokes

5. Why Do Elephants Wear Blue Tennis Shoes?

The white ones get dirty too fast. See also Shoes.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

6. Tacocat/Racecar

tacocaT. racecaR. It isn't the same

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Funny Anti-Jokes

7. Why'd the Rooster Cross the Road?

It didn't, it wasn't chicken enough.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

8. Why Aren't Dinosaurs Good Drivers?

They're about 65 million years too old. See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

9. What Do a Duck and Bicycle Have in Common?

They both have handlebars, except the duck.

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Funny Questions

10. Do You Think I'm Deaf? Wait, What Did You Say?

Talk louder! Hey! You there! Scream something as loud as you can. Nope. Sorry. Can't hear you. You must not have a mic. And I must not have a speaker.

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