benguin94's Entries
Funny Diseases
1. Basophobia
The extreme fear of falling down. So much so, that someone with this disease never gets up.
Funny Things to Do
2. Omphalomancy
Predicting how many children a mother is going to have by counting the number of knots on her first born child's umbilical cord. See also Babies, Mothers.
Funny Words
3. Wharrgarbl
The sound a dog makes when it puts its mouth in a sprinkler. See also Dogs, Made Up.
