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Funny Phobias

1. Basophobia

The extreme fear of falling down. So much so, that someone with this disease never gets up.

Added by benguin94 on November 8, 2009| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2. Omphalomancy

Predicting how many children a mother is going to have by counting the number of knots on her first born child's umbilical cord. See also Babies, Mothers.

Added by benguin94 on November 8, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

3. Wharrgarbl

The sound a dog makes when it puts its mouth in a sprinkler. See also Dogs, Made Up.

Added by benguin94 on August 1, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

4. Homozygous

When someone has two of the same alleles. See also Biology, Science.

Added by benguin94 on March 21, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

5. Captain Obvious

Someone who points out the obvious things in life.

Added by benguin94 on March 14, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

6. Ween

The act of Weenification.

Added by benguin94 on March 14, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

7. Zygote

A mini baby.

Added by benguin94 on March 11, 2009| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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