The extreme fear of falling down. So much so, that someone with this disease never gets up.
Predicting how many children a mother is going to have by counting the number of knots on her first born child's umbilical cord. See also Babies, Mothers.
The sound a dog makes when it puts its mouth in a sprinkler. See also Dogs, Made Up.
Someone who points out the obvious things in life.
The act of Weenification.