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Funny Instruments

1. Cannonball Euphonium

They say if you yell "Yarr!" into the mouthpiece, you'll blow off the head of the person marching in front of you.

Added by hungry on December 16, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

2. "Well, I Guess Owl Make Some Bird Puns Now."

"Yeah? Well toucan play at that game."
"Oh come on, you're robin me 'ere!"
"Nah, that's gull."
"Well duck you then." See also Birds, Profanity, Puns.

Added by hungry on December 16, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

3. "People Who Think They Know Everything Are a Great Annoyance to Those of Us Who Do."

Being one of the latter, I can say that it's true.

Added by hungry on December 5, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

5. "When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Orange Juice and Let the World Wonder How You Did It."

- My friend named Jacob

Added by hungry on December 4, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

6. "Go Ahead. Make. My. Day."

Said my friend before I shot him in the head with a Nerf gun.

Added by hungry on December 4, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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