You know who you are. See also Hippies.
35. Yahoo Serious
For example, Costly Mistake for the Orioles. (Perhaps they flew north rather than south for the winter.) Or Pirates Lose Another Arm to Injury. See also Sports.
"Chicago. A man is about to get on a routine flight. Suddenly he pauses. He doesn't know why, but he's got to walk away. An hour later the plan goes down in flames. It's dismissed as chance." See also 80's, Commercials.
Pig rectum rings allegedly solid as imitation, deep-fried squid. See also Farming.
40. Wild Horses
According to popular song, animals inexplicably intent on tearing people apart. Dicks.