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Funny Insults

1. I Would Insult Your Mother,

But cows are sacred in my country. See also Cows, Mothers.

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Funny Questions

2. If You Split 0 Cookies Between 0 Friends, What Will Each Friend Get?

Sadness. Cookie Monster will be sad because there are no cookies, and you will be sad because you have no friends. See also Math.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3. Knock Knock. Who's There? I Am.

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Funny Insults

4. If I Wanted To Die...

If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

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Funny Insults

5. No, I Don't Exactly Hate You...

I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.

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Funny Insults

6. Somwhere out There, There is a Tree.

Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology. See also Trees.

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Funny Names

7. Dan D Lyon

See also Flowers.

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Funny Things

10. Four Men Waiting At The Hospital

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”

“Strange,” he answers. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

A nurse says to the second, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”

“Huh,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”

A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”

“That’s weird,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”

The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.

“I work for 7 Up!”

Added by GingerAle on July 5, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

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