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Four Men Waiting At The Hospital

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”

“Strange,” he answers. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

A nurse says to the second, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”

“Huh,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”

A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”

“That’s weird,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”

The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.

“I work for 7 Up!”


Added by GingerAle on July 5, 2018 | You Like This |

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