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Funny Products

3651. Lysol Healthy Touch No-Touch Hand Soap System

You're going to be washing your hands anyways, so what difference does it make if the germs from the soap dispenser gets on your hands if the soap coming out of the dispenser afterward is going to clean them anyways?

Added by a Guest on May 8, 2011| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

3652. Slobberknocker

A fierce and violent fight amongst two people, or a number of participants that eventually turns into a full-fledged donnybrook! See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on April 29, 2011| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

3653. Tyrotoxism

Poisoning by cheese. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on April 26, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

3654. Horned Melon

A spiky melon with pomegranate like insides that taste like a fusion of banana and cucumber.

Added by a Guest on April 26, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

3655. Robert Strange McNamara

Secretary of Defense under Presidents John F. Kennedy and Lyndon B. Johnson. That's his real middle name.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

3656. Correct Punctuation is Crucial

E.g. "Let's Eat, Grandpa" vs. "Let's Eat Grandpa". See also Cannabalism.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2011| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

3657. Bauble

A small, showy ornament of little value.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

3658. Jentacular

Pertaining to breakfast.

Added by a Guest on April 12, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

3659. Gubbins

Objects of little or no value, odds and ends. A word frequently used while moving house, e.g. "I can't take it any more! All these gubbins to sort out!"

Added by a Guest on April 12, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

3660. Liripoop

The piece of string on a graduate's hat. See also Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 7, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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