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Funny Phrases

3651. Cashing Checks and Breaking Necks

Added by a Guest on January 25, 2012| 1 Comment | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

3652. Salpiglossis

A garden plant also known as a "Painted Tongue". See also Plants.

Added by a Guest on January 21, 2012| Comment | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

3653. Uxorious

Word meaning to show an excessive fondness for one's wife. Both funny to pronounce and define. See also Family.

Added by a Guest on January 21, 2012| 1 Comment | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

3654. Rolling Up the Sleeves on a Snuggie

Added by a Guest on January 20, 2012| Comment | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

3655. Dividing by Zero

Nothing kills time like ripping open the fabric of existence! See also Math, Science.

Added by a Guest on January 16, 2012| 6 Comments | 45 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

3656. Saturday Night Palsy

Caused by nerve compression when you pass out in an awkward position. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on January 12, 2012| 1 Comment | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Books

3657. What’s Wrong With My Snake? Shop

For starters, its owner owns a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on January 11, 2012| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

3658. Turdiform

A word meaning having the form of a bird. Really. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on January 2, 2012| 1 Comment | 23 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

3659. Galactorrhea

The spontaneous flow of milk from the nipple as a result of excessive Prolactin.

Added by a Guest on December 23, 2011| 10 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Instruments

3660. Swinette

An instrument comprised of two horse hairs stretched across a hog's behind and picked by one's teeth.

Added by a Guest on December 23, 2011| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike