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3611. He Could Eat Crackers in My Bed Anytime

An expression old ladies use in West Texas to describe a particularly handsome man. Eating crackers in bed, and thus leaving crumbs, is something average Joes are never allowed to do. See also Sex.

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Funny Words

3612. Fiduciary

See also Money.

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Funny Foods

3613. Burgoo

Spicy Kentucky stew usually involving venison, squirrel, or possum.

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Funny Insults

3614. Scollywop

Akin to a slag, skeezer, or skank. See also British.

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Funny Nicknames

3615. Mr. Squiggles

Mr. Squiggles is gonna give you the giggles.

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Funny Words

3616. Diadochokinetic

See also Science.

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Funny People

3617. John Boehner

He says it's pronounced BAY-NER, but we all know better.

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Funny Clothes

3618. Bowyangs

In Australia and New Zealand, a pair of strings or straps that hold pants in place below the knee.

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Funny Words

3619. Flink

A group of twelve or more cows. See also Farming.

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Funny Things to Do

3620. Blaming the Dog

See also Dogs.

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