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Funny Quotes

3581. "I'm Cold." "Hi Cold, I'm Dad."

Classic dad humor. See also Dads.

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Funny Sayings

3582. Friends are Like Cows, If You Eat Them They Will Die

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Funny Advice

3583. Be Yourself. Unless You're a Unicorn. Then be a Unicorn.

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Funny Questions

3584. Are You Sleeping?

No, I'm skydiving.

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Funny Foods

3585. Durian Fruit Shop

Reportedly stinks like a rotten skunk carcass stuffed with fish.

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Funny Things to Do

3586. Tattooing a Reminder on the Inside of Your Eyelids

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Funny Instruments

3587. Gong Shop

Sounds like its name.

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Funny Things to Do

3588. Kissing a Cat

See also Cats.

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Funny Advice

3589. Never Do a Whole Job when a Half a Job Will Do

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Funny Dances

3590. African Ant-Eater Ritual

What you use at a 1987 prom after you paid $1000 to have the most popular girl in school pretend to like you. Oh wait, that's the plot to Can't Buy Me Love with Patrick Dempsey. See also 80's.

Added by a Guest on November 10, 2013| 1 Comment | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike