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Funny Dances

3581. Double Dream Hands

Effin' awesome.

Added by a Guest on May 20, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

3582. Hippocampus

A part of the brain. See also Body.

Added by a Guest on May 18, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

3583. Taradiddle

A small or white lie; a fib.

Added by a Guest on May 10, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

3584. Piccolos

A small flute pitched an octave above a regular flute. Fun to say.

Added by a Guest on May 8, 2011| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

3585. Lysol Healthy Touch No-Touch Hand Soap System

You're going to be washing your hands anyways, so what difference does it make if the germs from the soap dispenser gets on your hands if the soap coming out of the dispenser afterward is going to clean them anyways?

Added by a Guest on May 8, 2011| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

3586. Slobberknocker

A fierce and violent fight amongst two people, or a number of participants that eventually turns into a full-fledged donnybrook! See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on April 29, 2011| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

3587. Tyrotoxism

Poisoning by cheese. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on April 26, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

3588. Horned Melon

A spiky melon with pomegranate like insides that taste like a fusion of banana and cucumber.

Added by a Guest on April 26, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

3589. Robert Strange McNamara

Secretary of Defense under Presidents John F. Kennedy and Lyndon B. Johnson. That's his real middle name.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

3590. Correct Punctuation is Crucial

E.g. "Let's Eat, Grandpa" vs. "Let's Eat Grandpa". See also Cannabalism.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2011| 12 Comments | You Like This |

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