Guest Entries

3561. Zeus Toots

For those who pass gas like thunder and lightning. See also Flatulence, Greek.

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3562. "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."

So spake William Shakespeare. See also English, Literature.

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3563. Mute Swan

Pretty much like every other swan, but slightly less vocal. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on May 3, 2014| 2 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3564. Yo Mama and a Burger Are Like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238

Uranium 235 and Uranium 238 are almost inseparable isotopes. See also Science.

Added by a Guest on April 29, 2014| 8 Comments | 72 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3565. Don't Squat with Your Spurs On

3566. Monorchism

The state of only having a single testicle. Similarly, a monochid, is a man with one testicle. See also Body.

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3567. Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The best alcoholic fictional drink in existence. According to the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, this drink makes you feel like your brains have been smashed out by gold brick wrapped around a lemon and if anyone does eventually invent this, I will marry them on the spot. See also Alcohol, Fictional.

Added by a Guest on April 13, 2014| 6 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Instruments

3568. Mellophone

A trumpet on steroids or a baritone that needs a workout? Or maybe just the French horn's American cousin?

Added by a Guest on April 13, 2014| 5 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

3569. Mumpsimus

A person who continues to misspeak, even after being corrected. Read more about the interesting origins of the word.

Added by a Guest on April 11, 2014| 5 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

3570. Cotard's Syndrome

A mental illness in which someone thinks he or she is a walking copse. See also Zombies.

Added by a Guest on April 9, 2014| 11 Comments | 50 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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