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Funny Sayings

3591. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God

The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Diseases

3592. Empirism

An awful affliction brought on by watching too much BBC; usually manifests in a British accent and a sudden craving for tea. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Advice

3593. An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Unless the Doctor's Cute, then Skip the Apples

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Funny Drinks

3594. 7out

7up that is expired.

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Funny Phobias

3595. Botanophobia

The maddening fear of that single most dangerous species on Planet Earth...plants.

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Funny Conveyances

3596. Bad Latitude

File under punny boat names.

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Funny Insults

3597. Ultracrepidarian

A sophisticated word for person who likes to criticize, but does not know what they are talking about.

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Funny Words

3598. Eh and Aboot

Two words that immediately identify a Canadian. "Eh! what aboot that hockey?" See also Canadian.

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Funny Places

3599. McDonkadonk's

Thank you autocorrect. See also Fast Food.

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Funny Insults

3600. Flobblewanger

Someone who gets up at six in the morning to buy a McDonald's milk shake. See also Made Up.

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