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Funny Sayings

3591. Percussionists Bang for a Living

See also Drums.

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Funny Movies

3592. Road House Shop

Gratuitous nudity, fights, and Patrick Swayze—this movie has it all. See also 80's.

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Funny Diseases

3593. Tanorexica

Addiction to tanning.

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Funny Advice

3594. Never Walk by a Pigeon Coup with an Owl in Your Pocket

See also Birds.

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Funny Songs

3595. In Every Dream Home A Heartache Shop

This song, is literally about a blow up doll. E.g. "I blew up your body, but you blew my mind." It was made by Roxy Music, and sung by Bryan Ferry.

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Funny Instruments

3596. Octobass

First, it's almost ten feet tall. Second, it takes two people to play. Third, it doesn't even belong in a bass section. It is a bass section. See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Insults

3597. Mangy Cur

See also Dogs.

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Funny Foods

3598. Wienerschnitzel

See also German.

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Funny Phrases

3599. That's a Fact, Jack

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Funny Sayings

3600. "There are three things I hate. Not being able to count and irony."

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