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Funny Diseases

4381. Tarantism

An uncontrollable urge to dance, as in "Reverend Shaw Moore will not tolerate your taratism, nor the looseness it causes in your feet." Italians thought it was caused by tarantula bites. See also Animals, Dances, Italian.

Added by a Guest on December 11, 2007| 4 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

4382. Wankel Rotary Engine

Invented by German engineer Felix Wankel, which uses a rotor instead of reciprocating pistons. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Tattoos

4383. Fingerstache

Mustache tattooed on the inside of the index finger. You hold it under your nose with the rest of your fingers closed against your palm. See also Hair.

Added by a Guest on December 9, 2007| 5 Comments | 68 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

4384. A Dog Running Out of a Butcher Shop With a String of Sausages in Its Mouth

Preferably a scrappy little scamp who could be called Rags and a red-faced butcher running after him with an apron and big red cheeks looking like he's about to pop an embolism. See also Old-Timey, Pets.

Added by a Guest on December 5, 2007| 8 Comments | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

4385. Logorrhea

From the Greek "log" (word) and the Latin "orrhea" (to shoot forcefully out of an orafice) comes this portmanteau which means to talk excessively.

Added by a Guest on December 4, 2007| 6 Comments | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

4386. Shmegegi

We can thank Yiddish and the wonderful cab drivers of New York City for this one.

Added by a Guest on December 2, 2007| 6 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

4387. Strumpet

Added by a Guest on November 28, 2007| 3 Comments | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

4388. Discombobulate

To confuse or frustrate.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2007| 7 Comments | 52 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

4389. Floozy

Added by a Guest on November 25, 2007| 7 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

4390. Gimpy

Word that ryhmes with "limpy" and means the same thing.

Added by a Guest on November 18, 2007| Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike